Sex in the City Moments
I'm not sure if I can write this off as being due to my recent viewing obsession with Sex in the City, but I've felt like I've been living a Sex in the City life today. For two reasons...
First, at the mall today my roomie Suchi (See previous blog) found a pair of crocodile print leather heels that were "to die for." Unfortunately there were several problems. First, the shoes were on sale, but were still very expensive. Second, the store was completely on sale so anything bought was non-refundable (a phrase that my little friend does not like to hear). She found herself really wanting to buy the shoes and asking me what to do, but I stayed out of it. I told her that I was not the person to ask about buying shoes (since I believe you can never go wrong with a good heel). Hence, shoes, hence Sex in the City.
Second, one of my male friends told me tonight that he was at a bar and two hot women started to talk to him. He paid his tab and got ready to leave when one of the women looked at him and asked him if he was really leaving. When my friend said yes the woman she leaned over, licked his ear, and asked if he wanted to have a threesome with her friend and her. YIKES! Fortunately, for the sake of how I view my friend :), he declined the offer saying that even he could not go there. But alas, I felt like I was having another Sex in the City Conversation with one of my friends.
Advice of the day: jobs don't come easy on all fronts. Even if you get the chance to walk through the door, you have to pay $250 for a new suit to meet them at that door!
First, at the mall today my roomie Suchi (See previous blog) found a pair of crocodile print leather heels that were "to die for." Unfortunately there were several problems. First, the shoes were on sale, but were still very expensive. Second, the store was completely on sale so anything bought was non-refundable (a phrase that my little friend does not like to hear). She found herself really wanting to buy the shoes and asking me what to do, but I stayed out of it. I told her that I was not the person to ask about buying shoes (since I believe you can never go wrong with a good heel). Hence, shoes, hence Sex in the City.
Second, one of my male friends told me tonight that he was at a bar and two hot women started to talk to him. He paid his tab and got ready to leave when one of the women looked at him and asked him if he was really leaving. When my friend said yes the woman she leaned over, licked his ear, and asked if he wanted to have a threesome with her friend and her. YIKES! Fortunately, for the sake of how I view my friend :), he declined the offer saying that even he could not go there. But alas, I felt like I was having another Sex in the City Conversation with one of my friends.
Advice of the day: jobs don't come easy on all fronts. Even if you get the chance to walk through the door, you have to pay $250 for a new suit to meet them at that door!
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